Yeah, so I went to stay over at Teri's the other day to get A-level results and stuff (she did better than she thought she would but not as well as she would have liked). That was nice. We went out and had drinkies and I met some of her friends. Oooh, and at the results thing there were Tenerife photos. There was a particularly good one of me drinking Tequila (the look of disgust on my face is classic). And lots of pics of the Whale trip which consist of 99.99% sea and a small speck of black. "It's a whale". "Of course it is".

We've also been digging up the garden and tidying which is less interesting but slightly more normal.

I really should write stuff here. I mean, what's the point of this website (apart from an interesting exercise in solipsism) if I don't write stuff. Hmm, I'm going down to Bournemouth on Thursday to get Teri's A-Level results with her. That should be interesting - lots of girls running about either in delight or horror (sometimes it's so hard to tell). There may even be Tenerife photos... who knows?

On a lighter note, Ruan decided to hack the weeds and brambles in the garden using an ingenious saw/stick technique. If the wire to the webcam were long enough I would show you. It is not, you'll have to trust me when I say "It's fabulous!"

And lo, did Twiggy return from the land of overpriced cocktails and sun. Appearing haggard and at least one shade browner he stumbled back into the harsh August mist of his home country. Immediately donning his coat, he was heard to exclaim "It's too cold!"

Yes, Tenerife was nice. Much lazing around the pool was had and I went to a zoo and saw monkeys and whales and other random aminals. And I spent the week with a very nice girl... which was nice. Alas, she is now 30 miles away. Some time in the future, pictures and tales of misadventure may appear here... Watch this space!

Look, we cleaned the kitchen floor. To get rid of the mice. Now, this may not seem like a big deal to you "normal" people who clean their houses like every week and stuff, but to us it's a big thing... OK? We also emptied the bin (of doom!) which was not nice.

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I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by peacefulchaos!

Today a bumblebee the size of a Volkswagen flew in my window. Then it flew out again. This has been the most exciting Saturday I've had in a year (somebody kill me now).

They've gone a lovely shade of blue! injury3 injury4.

See my injuries that I got from fighting Gaz: injury1 injury2. I think he came off worse though, just remember kids: playing with knives is bad.

See my ideas on how to make Big brother more interesting.

You sometimes doubt yourself - who you are and what you can do. You're a curious person, with questions and concerns about the world. You go along with the crowd and aim to please others to your best ability. But when you finally discover what you're really capable of, you can do some serious ass kickin'! You're fast and furious, and you will always stick up for what you believe, and those who you care for. Not only that, but you're charming and charismatic, so you get along with people well, and others often look up to you.

And that shows you just how accurate online personality tests are :)

I bought the new Orbital EPs today. Yay Orbital! The remix of Chime is particularly nice.

Well, wasn't Eurovision fun? Without a doubt the most pitiful collection of demented warblings my ears have ever been subjected to. It would have been unbearable, were it not for large quantities of vodka and coke. For me, the highlights included the shoulder pads and Numan-esque posings of Greece and the lop-sided trousers of Estonia. Sweden's entry was memorable for silver trousers, which I found strangely compelling. And Keira drew a tattoo of a naked laydee on me, which was nice.

And Latvia won.

Tonight is Eurovision! This is when a load of talented musicians get together and have sort of a massive jam. Then all the countries vote and the best one gets a prize or something. And all the while Terry Wogan slurs drunkenly over the top. It makes you glad to be European.

Well, that is what I think happens. I normally sleep through it.

Current mood: Green

Yes indeed!

This is what it will look like. I may put things here. It depends on how nice you are.